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i have what I call the "This is my first time on earth" stare

they call me poisoned the way i need the antidote!

haters see me and say christ what is that

habe you ever created a character specifically to go through the horrors and then realized that you don't want him to go through the horrors anymore

@hc-viii
i changed my mind i want him safe at home before 6 sober and content ready for dinner

WHAT is wrong with you. It is so attractive

why do i have to speak why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have giant eyes

this collar isnt a sex thing it's so the scientists who are studying me know where i am

personality test came back negative

im like if there was a wretched little thing

i hope my unwashed hair and deer in headlights type stare has captivated you

wuold u still love me if i escaped my enclosure

@testostergnome
yeah sure. wait why are you in the hallway

@tooies
im just hanging out

first day at the weird vibes factory . i'm getting promoted

i never been the same since i drank that green vial

Remember to always been unethically androgynous

life is so hard for girls who are. single celled organisms.

are you eating poisons? deadly poisons? and youe didnt share? can i have some of your poisons. Can i have some of your deadly poisons

my permanent eyebags and perpetual air of confusion make me irresistible to women

sorry if im bad at everythinng i was only just invented today. by a mad scientist

not an amoeba but i believe in their beliefs

unappealingcore. offputtingcore. unusualcore. what the hell is that core

Put me in a fucking tube see if I care

Ah man I wanted to go out and bite people but the chain on my collar doesn't reach out to the sidewalk so I can only go in a circle around the lawn

huh/what pronouns

a gentleman so flat and boobless you could skip him across the water like a prized stone

im such a guy who is sort of a creature

girl you are so     thing

I infected her.